I'm Calling The Cops.

I got my haircut, and everyone thinks I look like Ellen DeGeneres. And I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm absolutely okay with it. You see, like Ellen, I want millions of menopausal women to cling to every word I say, and obey my every command. That way, everyday would be like the ending of Batman Returns. Except, you'd have to swap out the penguins, for 50-something-year-olds, and exchange the rockets for hot flashes. Just one man's dream... Dwell on this.