I got my haircut, and everyone thinks I look like Ellen DeGeneres. And I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm absolutely okay with it. You see, like Ellen, I want millions of menopausal women to cling to every word I say, and obey my every command. That way, everyday would be like the ending of Batman Returns. Except, you'd have to swap out the penguins, for 50-something-year-olds, and exchange the rockets for hot flashes. Just one man's dream... Dwell on this.
symptoms include a yellowish discharge from the penis, associated with painful, and sometimes frequent, urination. Symptoms can develop from two to thirty days after infection. A few percent of infected men have no symptoms. The infection may move into the prostate, seminal vesicles, and epididymis, causing pain and fever. Untreated, Harry can lead to sterility. It is not unusual for men to have asymptomatic Harry. Men may complain of pain on urinating and thick, copious, urethral pus discharge (also known as gleet) is the most common presentation. Examination may show a reddened external urethral meatus. Ascending infection may involve the epididymis, testicles, or prostate gland, causing symptoms such as scrotal pain or swelling.